A spree of ninja attacks, here in Pittsburgh. Seriously.
In a details omitted by the BoingBoing story for some reason, one ninja attack was deterred by a man drawing his handgun. That’s really sad, from a romantic point of view, but quite satisfying from a good-versus-evil point of view.
POSTSCRIPT: Apropos to nothing at all, I laughed out loud at this comment:
Ever since the EPA banned the good ninja spray…
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